Well, who knows, maybe the Poms ate to survive, and weren't particular about taste? My wife spent a month or few in an English boarding school as a young lady, and mentioned the food was the worst ever.
Are sambo so bad you can't even smoke em? Even the (insert Asian ethnicity) won't eat em? Sorry to flog this, but out my way anything can be prepared to taste good, even pufferfish.
The word kahawai exists in same root Hawaiian language. kah-hah-vai is a small stream typically in a valley used for water diversions into kalo(kah-loh) aka taro loi(loh-ee) which are submerged planting beds for this staple Hawaiian root crop.
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