Just a Joke

papaperch

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The sensuous wife
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>> After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into
>> the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
>> "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
>>
>> No," said her husband
>>
>> She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons
>> of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a
>> soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill
>>
>> He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
>>
>> She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
>>
>> "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
>>
>> She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
>> seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
>> crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
>>
>> He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a
>> little quicker with anticipation
>>
>> Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
>>
>> No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and
>> excited, to which she replied
>>
>> Go look in the garage,"

I nearly lost my coffee when I read this one.
 
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