How Dry is it in Texas ?

[Radtexan]

It is so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rainchecks and the Catholics are praying that the wine will turn back to water.

Now THAT's Dry

 

[CrappieHappy]

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[quivira kid]

That's funny right there!

 

[ScottV]

That's dry alright.