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An old bloke in Darwin owned a large farm and on his farm he decided to dig out a big pond shaped for swimming and fix it up nice with picnic tables a BBQ and an outdoor mini bar with some apple and mango trees spread around
One evening the old bloke decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young sheilas skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the sheilas aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the sheilas shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave, you dirty old bastard!'
The old bloke frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you sheilas swim naked or make you get out of the pond '
Holding the bucket up he said, ' I'm here to feed the crocodile...'
One evening the old bloke decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young sheilas skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the sheilas aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the sheilas shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave, you dirty old bastard!'
The old bloke frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you sheilas swim naked or make you get out of the pond '
Holding the bucket up he said, ' I'm here to feed the crocodile...'