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WISDOM. Let us be attentive. Holy things to the Holy. WISDOM!
It is now 1750 (or 5:50pm). I have 10 minutes left on this earth? Well, crap. I still have dinner to cook.
Is the world ending today at 6pm EST? I am beginning to worry about this Doomsday. This could in fact be my last post.
The wife apparently hadn't heard about it and bought a bunch of green bananas. Looks like they are ripening fast enough. I just had one.
Wait a minute... I'm confused. EST? We're currently in EDT??, so that means 7am. Of course, wouldn't this take place in IDT, Israel Daylight Time because I can assume the rapture is clocked in Jersusalem, no?
So, that's zulu time +3, we're zulu -4, uhm, seven hours adjusted, 13:00 times the hypotenuse of the moon, plus the blood type of 3 virgins divided by the weight of my dog. Ummm... this wacko math isn't coming out right. What does the Bible say about this? Ahh.... here's my bible: Ray Bergman's TROUT.
Per Ray... either rapture or the next spinnerfall will be at 11PM EDT.
Did you fish this morning? Enjoy it, it may be your last.
edit: Hold up, so we're now looking at 18:00 EDT? That throws us off, and puts into Sunday not Saturday.
I'm gonna need some clarification here, what time zone does Christianity* operate in, exactly, and does it recognize daylight savings?
(* - Fringe varieties, at least. I'm pretty sure sane branches operate under local conditions)
Also, a question of tact....
How long before you can wade into someones spot once they've been released with the rapture?
Also, is it safe to say we can take their vest, rod, reel, etc?
I'm kind of thinking things may get better for us sinners. Lower crowds on the streams....
And if your going to drink yer ass wasted for the rapture... Here's a good drink called the Osama Bin Laden. Two shots (of Ridgemont Reserve 1792) and a splash of water. Quaffed by US Navy Seals worldwide.
It is now 1750 (or 5:50pm). I have 10 minutes left on this earth? Well, crap. I still have dinner to cook.
Is the world ending today at 6pm EST? I am beginning to worry about this Doomsday. This could in fact be my last post.
The wife apparently hadn't heard about it and bought a bunch of green bananas. Looks like they are ripening fast enough. I just had one.
Wait a minute... I'm confused. EST? We're currently in EDT??, so that means 7am. Of course, wouldn't this take place in IDT, Israel Daylight Time because I can assume the rapture is clocked in Jersusalem, no?
So, that's zulu time +3, we're zulu -4, uhm, seven hours adjusted, 13:00 times the hypotenuse of the moon, plus the blood type of 3 virgins divided by the weight of my dog. Ummm... this wacko math isn't coming out right. What does the Bible say about this? Ahh.... here's my bible: Ray Bergman's TROUT.
Per Ray... either rapture or the next spinnerfall will be at 11PM EDT.
Did you fish this morning? Enjoy it, it may be your last.
edit: Hold up, so we're now looking at 18:00 EDT? That throws us off, and puts into Sunday not Saturday.
I'm gonna need some clarification here, what time zone does Christianity* operate in, exactly, and does it recognize daylight savings?
(* - Fringe varieties, at least. I'm pretty sure sane branches operate under local conditions)
Also, a question of tact....
How long before you can wade into someones spot once they've been released with the rapture?
Also, is it safe to say we can take their vest, rod, reel, etc?
I'm kind of thinking things may get better for us sinners. Lower crowds on the streams....
And if your going to drink yer ass wasted for the rapture... Here's a good drink called the Osama Bin Laden. Two shots (of Ridgemont Reserve 1792) and a splash of water. Quaffed by US Navy Seals worldwide.
